the aj strikes back
Been a while.
bro! hey! it’s been ages, dude, you totally fell off the planet.
Oh. Hey. John.
You look.
Illegal.
As per fuckin’ usual.
not illegal if the legals don’t know about it shhh.
and come on i’m only two weeks away from my birthday!
I dunno if that sounds like solid reasoning because it is or because I make wicked bad judgement calls in the face of temptation.
Which happens to be your face, in case I wasn’t be blunt enough about that yet.
Thank your pops for that, seriously.
Except don’t, I’m pretty okay with not dying yet.
welp, your loss, man.
dad’s out on a business trip for the next week. if you’re gonna be a little sissy about it all i can’t do anything.
No, John, you don’t understand, I’ve got this heart condition where I’m allergic to dyin-
What.
This changes everything.
I’ll be right over.
bro you might
want to bring things over because my house isn’t exactly smuppet valhalla.
it is probably no longer 4/13 in many places but IT IS STILL 4/13 HERE
so uhh yeah happy birthday john/homestuck! yeahhhh
I dunno omg this is so cheesy oh well.
(those ‘Dave remembers everything’ theories are really getting to me ;_;)
do you think about me still?
or do you not think so far ahead?
‘cause i’ve been thinking about forever.
