who are you, and why do people always say you're so cool? be serious. i'm guessing you're from homestuck, but exactly who tf are you??? and why are people always like "dave strider is too cool for you.... dave strider is too cool for life...." damn hipsters always got your name in there mouth???
for four years you have been asking: who is dave strider? this is dave strider speaking. i am the man who loves his irony. i am the man who does not sacrifice his beats or his rhymes. i am the man who has given you the green sun and thus has achieved god tier, and if you wish to know why you are scratching - you who dread sick fires - i am the man who will now tell you.
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